Jokes
: One man was little bit mentaly effected.One day he was walking
on the way and one Ant[small bug] was going same way.The Ant was
under his shoe but by chance Ant saved her life.So she was laughing.A
man saw that so he took the Ant in his hand and he asked "why
are you laughing?"Ant said "today is my birthday and you
saved me."A man clapped his both hands and he sang "Happy
Birthday to you.....Happy Birthday to you.....
Shreeja A Patel (7)
Chicago, UNITED STATES |
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what
do you call a person in the distance? dot !!!!
poonam (12)
leicester, ENGLAND
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if
red house is on the left and the green house is on the right where
is the White house at?? in Washington D.C.
niyati (14)
houston, UNITED STATES
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I
have a joke and a story to share with you: JOKE:(made up)What
did the flower say to the bee?? ANWSER:buzzz off and don't buzz
me. (ha ha ha) STORY:(made up)Once upon a time there was a man
who thought he had every thing in the wrold and was really happy.As
time went by he saw a person had more things than him.So he went
shopping and got what ever that person had that was more than
him and as time went by for the secoond time he realized that
a lot of people have more than him so he got what ever he people
had that he didn't have.And soon he realized that if he had satsang
in his life than he had every single thing that he needed and
if he did not satsang then he did not have anything!!!!!!!!!!
THE END
Janki Brahmbhatt (9)
Chicago, UNITED STATES
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JOKES--
AMIT- DO U KNOW HARI,MY DAD IS SO FEARFUL PERSON. HARI- HOW DID
YOU KNOW? AMIT- WHENEVER WE CROSS THE ROAD, HE ALWAYS HOLDS MY
HAND.
HARI PATEL (7)
SCARBOROUGH, TORONTO, CANADA
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Poem:
- Chant of the awakening bulldozers we are the bulldozers, bulldozers,
bulldozers. we carve out airports and harbours and tunnels. we
are the builders, creators, destroyers, we are the bulldozers,
LET US BE FREE! pung men ride on us, think that they guide us,
but we are the strenght, not they! Our blades tear MOUNTAINS down,
Our blades tear CITIES down, We are the bulldozers, NOW SET US
FREE! Giant ones, giant ones! swiftly awaken! There power in our
trades and strenght in our blades. We are the bulldozers, slowly
evolving, men think they own us BUT THAT CANT BE! MY ANIMALS!
MY DOG WAS LOST IN A FOG. MY DOG HAD A LOG. MY DOG CHASED THE
CAT UNDER THE MAT. MY MICE ATE SPICE AND GOT HEADLICE. MY RAT
HAD A HAT THAT WAS FAT AND THAT WAS THAT!
Vivek J Patel (9)
London (South East), UNITED KINGDOM |
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Riddle-
Qustion- What is as big as an elphant but can't be touched? Answer-
An elephant's shadow
Ashna Patel (12)
MWANZA, TANZANIA |
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1.Iwant
to touch the sky Once me and my swing were flying high it was
the moment when I thought I want to touch the sky. Suddenly some
thoughts came to my mind, , to my life good behavior I would bind.
Life is not an easy path to go through, it is cruel but though-'sufferings
in life is true. Any human can break any heart as if breaking
a glass, humanity and peace has to be learnt by every class. Liars
are setteled in this world as leaveson a tree, and they live as
relaxed as if they arealways free. If this is the situation of
today, now,it's the time for me to try, As I have to make a bright
future and Iwant to touch the sky!
Ashna S Adeshra (12)
himmatnagar, INDIA |
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RIDDLE:
Once there was two fathers and two sons. They went to the shop
and had just enough money to buy three wallets only. Now their
rules are that everybody gets an equal share so how would they
give out the wallets equally? ANSWER: PRETEND we are talking about
a boy, a father, and the boy's grandpa. The two sons would be
the father and grandpa and the two sons would be the father and
son. So there is only three people so give one wallet to each
person. POEM: LEAVES, FALLING AND FALLING LEAVES, LEAVES, FALLING
GREEN THINGS DAY AND NIGHT FALLING AND FALLING AS FAST AS THEY
CAN THAT GRAVITY CAN TAKE THEM BUT MOST OF THEM FALL IN THE FALL
WHERE... LEAVES, LEAVES FALL AND FALL. made up by, radhika raj.
RADHIKA RAJ (11)
IRVINE, UNITED STATES
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JOKES
: 1:What does a Toad drink when he has brownies ? Ans : Toadstool
Tea: There was a man he got a new motar cycle and he was driving
it at night ahead of him he saw two lights coming torwards him
so he thought they were two motar cycles so he thought I want
to drive through them and when they got close a big accident happened
because those two ligts were not motar cycles it was a truck !
Jinal S Patel (12)
Tampa, UNITED STATES
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RIDDLES
i can be tall as you but light as a feather what am i? I AM A
SHADOW i can float on water even if water is inside me wot am
i ? i also float in the air and i am never pulled down by grvity
what am i? I AM A CLOUD
NEHAL PATEL (13)
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM |
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Riddle:-
Once there was a truck.It did not had a headlight.It was of black
colour.Once on travelling the road had no street light.A lady
wiht black clothes was crossing the road.So how would the lady
be saved? Answer:- It was a bright sun-day.
Dharmesh. Rajesh . Kamdar (12)
MUMBAI, INDIA |
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Swami
bapa is antaryami. We know this because we have seen this. Like
the time when bapa told a kid the date shreeji maharaj was goin
too take him to akshardam. That why if we are going to do somthing
bad then we should think of Maharaj and bapa and think that they
know what we are doing. Also that if it is bad they wont be happy.
But we should also remember that everytime we do something good
they will know. So we should always keep in mind that Maharaj
and bapa are always watching and we should do good things such
as follow niyams to please them.
Parthiv Patel (13)
cherry hill, UNITED STATES
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human
1 -why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? human 2-why???? human
1- because he didn;t have the nerve to!!! L.O.L.(laugh out loud)
1st person-why did the skeleton cross the road??? 2nd person-why???
1st person-Because the chicken retired!!! L.O.L.(laugh out loud)
Jay (13)
Boston, UNITED KINGDOM
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four
friends were going out in a car and then suddenly their car stops
so the get out and they start pushing the car but yet the car
doesnt move. why?? because 2 of them were pushing from the front
and 2 from the back!!!!
Amee Choksi (13)
kuwait, KUWAIT
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What
do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer. Why did'ent the orange
cross the road? Because he did not want to be orange squash.
Karishma Patel (9)
Hounslow, UNITED KINGDOM
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This
is a poem. It is called... GOING TO AKSHARDHAM Our anly aim is
to go to Akshardham, Where we can stay with our beloved Ghanshyam.
There is nothing greater than this, But to worship Maharaj and
Swami it is, That we will be able to achieve moksha Through gnan,bhakti,dharma
& vairagya does come moksha. Today the only person that can
give us moksha in this world, Is a person who has twirled and
whirled, The way he lives for the well being of us. He's helping
us get rid of anger, greed and lust, And he the only and only,
our Guru Pramukh Swami Maharaj, Who is always in contact with
Shriji Maharaj. He is no ordinary person, He is a great divine
person, He is one of a kind, Now that weve found him, Count Yourself
lucky and rmember him day and night As he is the only who can
take us to our beloved Ghanshyam, All the way in Akshardham!!!!
Rakhi Patel (15)
London, ENGLAND
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THERE
WAS ONCE BOY NAMED VISHWAS. HE TRIED HIS BEST IN STUDIES, BUT
STILL HE COULD NEVER GET TOP GRADES. HE BECAME SAD AND UNHAPPY,SO
HE WENT TO AN ASTROLOGER.HE ASKED THE ASTROLOGER, CAN YOU PREDICT
MY FUTURE ? HMMMMMMMM !!! SAID THE ASTROLOGER, IT SEEMS THAT YOU
HAVE TRIED YOUR BEST IN EVERYTHING BUT NEVER ACHIVIED ANYTHING,
IS THAT TRUE. VISHWAS SLOWLY SAID YES AND LOOKED VERY SAD.THE
ASTROLOGER SAID "I HAVE SOME MORE NEWS FOR YOU. VISHWAS WHO
GOT EXTREMELY HAPPY, JUMPED IN THE AIR AND SHOUTED YEAHHHHHH !!!!!!.
THE ASTROLOGER INTERUPPTED AND SAID IT IS A BAD NEWS NOT A GOOD
NEWS.THIS MADE VISHWAS EVEN SADDER THAN USUAL. VISHWAS LISTENED
TO WHAT THE ASTROLOGER HAD TO SAY, VISHWAS NEARLY CRIED, WHEN
THE ASTROLOGER SAID THAT IT WAS WRITTEN IN HIS KUNDLI THAT HE
WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO ACHIEVE ANYTHING HE WANTED. WHEN HE REACHED
HOME HE TOLD HIS MUM WHAT HAD HAPPENED AT THE ASTROLOGER S' HOUSE.
NEXT MORNING HE WOKE UP EARLY DID HIS PUJA, GOT READY AND DASHED
TO THE SCHOOL. AT SCHOOL HE STUDIED VERY HARD WITH HIS POWER.
IN THE EVENING HE WENT TO THE MANDIR AND PRAYED TO GOD. HE MAHARAJ
GIVE ME STRENGTH TO STUDY AND DO BHAKTI. WHEN HE REACHED HOME
HE WAS SURPRISED THAT HE WAS SELECTED FOR THE SMARTEST CHILDREN
S' EXAM, BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS THE EXAM WAS TOMMOROW IN THE
SCHOOL. AT NIGHT HE STUDIED SO HARD THAT WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR
EXAM, HE REMBERED THE THE ANSWER SO WELL THAT HE GOT FIRST NUMBER
IN THE EXAM. HE WAS EXTREMELY HAPPY THAT HE HAD TOPPED IN THE
EXAM. HE HAD PROVED THAT EVERYTHING THAT THE KUNDLI SAYS IS NOT
TRUE, IT IS ALL BY MAHARAJ S' AND GUNATITANAND SWAMI S' GRACE.
JAI SWAMINARAYAN
ANMOL DESAI (10)
AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND
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PRAMUKH
SWAMI MAHARAJ: P: Pramukh- the president of all R: Remarkable-
in every activity of his life A: Adarsh- perfect to the core M:
Mahima- his mahima is so great- bhagwaan resides in his every
pore U: Uttam- he has the reached the highest state- and is brahmrup
K: Kef- Has pride in bhagwaan, satsang, and his devotees H: Humble-
remians humble in every aspect of his life, always keeping Thakorji
in Mind S: Satpurush- has the qualities of an ekantik sadhu- who
will give us moksh W: Will- Has the will to spread this satsang,
in this Kal-Yug, when no one else can A: Asmita- Proud of his
gurus and BAPS M: Mantra- always chanting the swaminarayan mantra-
Bapa puts God before himself I: Inspiring- His life and work are
inspiring to all M: Mandir- mandir is Swami's Home A: Agna- follows
and fulfills the agnas of his gurus- setting an example for us
all H: Himmat: Is brave and calm in all situations A: Atma- teaching
us all to behave as atma- solving the problems in our lives- residing
in us R: Rang- Spreads his rang of satsang to all- showering us
in his sang A: Akshar- he is akshar and within him resides Purshottam
J: Jem- like a jem, Bapa is to be cherished, or otherwise we will
lose him, and contine through the Cycle of births and deaths
Radha Patel (14)
San Jose, UNITED STATES |
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Anger
is a hanger hanging in your mind it's a feeling that flies for
a time. Anger hangs in your mind like clothes in your closet.
Anger is hard on someone ,hard to get rid of ,and verry easy to
get. Anger is a hanger that will hang in your mind.
Eesha PATEL. (10)
Atlanta ,Georgia., UNITED STATES |
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JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What begins with T is filled with T and ends with T?? A TEAPOT
What gose up and never gose down?? YOUR AGE
Janki (10)
Chicago, UNITED STATES |
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